10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
Why not, when some because there are three.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.