10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.