10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.