10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fold and live to fold again
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Those eggs smell delicious!