10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester