10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "No river, no fish."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- im going to 2 out you to death