10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.