10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'