10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow