10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer