10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "No river, no fish."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---