10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die