10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.