10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.