10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)