10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Those eggs smell delicious!