10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.