10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.