10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.