10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is for loners.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)