10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)