10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth