10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."