10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"