10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.