10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi