10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---