10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway