10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus