10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer