10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "No river, no fish."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.