10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.