10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.