10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus