10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.