10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.