10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "No river, no fish."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.