10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is for loners.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters