10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP