10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fold and live to fold again
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow