10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!