10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)