10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.