10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.