10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow