10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier