10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger