10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.