10 Random Poker Quotes

in the poker game of life women are the rake
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
Fish don't eat Nutz!
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright