10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!